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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #20404 By Anonymous from USA. If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turn in the cans for the aluminum recycling Refund, you would have had $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg….. Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #65 By Cammy Loomis from Chicago USA. Quote: Mark Twain "Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one." Mark Twain     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com