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Teachers Jokes :: #373
By DeDee Ludwig from Unknown
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:
"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
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Education :: #1832
By Neo Blackwood from Hannibal USA.
The Value of knowledge?
1.) Knowledge is a great thing. It can take you to anyplace your mind can imagine.
But Knowledge is all but useless without the will to apply it.
2.) Knowledge is useless when all time is spent trying to attain it and none is taken to use it, and enjoy its fruit's. ----Neo Blackwood
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