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Lawyer Jokes :: #9210
By Reg Hardman from Brisbane Australia
An attorney, anxious to impress the judge with the detail, asked the following line of questions of a doctor who had recently performed an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Famous Quote :: #666
By Anonymous from USA.
Recipes for the Soul
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched ...
but are felt in the heart."
-Helen Keller
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