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Cannibal Jokes :: #5350
By matthew l. from lubbock tx. USA.

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat you mother!"


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Love & Dating :: #551
By Mieke Thijm from Amsterdam Netherlands Antilles

Relationship
A relationship is like a rose. How long it lasts, no one knows. Love can erase an awful past. To feel that love it makes you sigh. To have it leave, you'd rather die. You hope you've found that special rose, because you love and care for the one you chose.

 
 
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