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Marriage Jokes :: #5270 By Anonymous from USA. A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night. "Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?" "I suppose so - it's paid for." "How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that? "I suppose so - it's paid for." "What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too? "Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She is left-handed." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #421 By Mike Turner from Grand Rapids USA. Be sincere Live authentically. Be the person you truly are, and the sincerity of your efforts will bring a wonderful richness to your life. -- Ralph Marston     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com