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Marriage Jokes :: #5270
By Anonymous from USA.

A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night.

"Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"

"I suppose so - it's paid for."

"How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?

"I suppose so - it's paid for."

"What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?

"Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She is left-handed."




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Famous Quote :: #421
By Mike Turner from Grand Rapids USA.

Be sincere
Live authentically. Be the person you truly are, and the sincerity of your efforts will bring a wonderful richness to your life.

-- Ralph Marston



 
 
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