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Doctors Jokes :: #7502 By Osagie Oziegbe from Warri Delta state Nigeria Eight men have been at a mental hospital for a period of time and are being tested to find out how they are progressing in order for them to leave the institution. The doctor in charge takes them all into a room and with a ball pen draws a door on the wall and asks each one of them to try and open the door for him as part of the tests. Seven of them rushed out and attempted to open the door on the wall. The doctor was disappointed with the results but never the less call on the last one who was still sitting down and asked him why didn't he stand up and try to open the door with the others. The eighth man replied: "because I was holding the key to the door" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Safety :: #886 By Alicia from USA. Car survival kit for winter Do yourself a favor today! Place every item that you have in your car from this must car survival kit for winter: • Plastic blankets/sleeping bags • Booster cables • Compass • Extra clothing (hats, mittens, scarves, etc.) • First aid kit • Flashlight with extra batteries • Hi-calorie non-perishable food • Knife • Road maps • Sack of sand ( or cat litter ) to create traction if car is stuck • Shovel • Took kit • Tow rope • Seal botle with water And remember no cheating, if you ever take an item, put it back ASAP!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com