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Judges Jokes :: #21605
By Anonymous from USA.

Mrs. Swanson declined to serve on the jury because she was not a believer in capital punishment and didn't want her beliefs to get in the way of the trial. "But, Madam," said the public defender, who had taken a liking to her kind face and calm demeanor, "this is not a murder trial. It is merely a civil lawsuit being brought by a wife against her husband. He gambled away the fifteen thousand dollars he'd promised to spend on a chinchilla coat for her birthday." "Hmmm," reflected Mrs. Swanson. "Okay, I'll serve, I could be wrong about capital punishment."


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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson



 
 
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