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Police Jokes :: #624 By SimpleSentiments from Pembroke Pines Florida  USA. A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer,  "Is there a problem, Officer?"  "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"  The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"  At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Automotive :: #81 By Pablo from Chicago USA. Avoid excessive idling Shut off engine while waiting for friends and family. Today's vehicles are designed to "warm up" fast, so forget about those long warm-ups on cold winter mornings.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com