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Puns :: #5172
By Mark007 from FL USA.

Stupid.....But funny...



Subject: Funnies

Things to make you stop and think



1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an

ambulance.



2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to

the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people

can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large

fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain

the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in

thedriveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and

then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't

want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in

packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the

process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning

'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

lettering.








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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson



 
 
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