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Little Johnny Jokes :: #19559 By Roy from United Kingdom Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #278 By Holly Anderson from Gran Rapids USA. Fair Beauty Virtue is fairer far than beauty --English Proverb     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com