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Teachers Jokes :: #2688 By from USA. Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?" "Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the women on another." "And what would they be doing then?" "Building boats!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #3602 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THE FANTASY THAT IGNORES WHAT IS IMPORTANT Many are saddened by the four words "It might have been." It is always true that something else might have been, but what shouldn't be forgotten is that virtually all of what eventually was wouldn't have been either. The trade is seldom one that a wise person would make.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com