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Military Jokes :: #696 By Mark from USA. One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat. The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #2327 By Mike Swindlehurst from Bournemouth United Kingdom Another of Sam's "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper that it's written on" - Samuel Goldwyn -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com