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Kid Jokes :: #14639 By Fielding Collins from Asheville North Carolina USA. A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about. He told his mother "Well, we were singing songs and the teacher made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I can't stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel bad for him. The mother couldn't understand why the teacher would teach such a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her. To the woman's amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning. Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother, "I know what Jeffrey's' talking about! We learned the hymn 'Gladly The Cross I'd Bear'". Forward this joke to your friends >>   Breaking your Addictions :: #853 By Peter from Chicago USA. Set a target date to QUIT! To be successful at quitting smoking make sure you set yourself a target date to stop smoking by. For some people, it is best if they ease there way into non-smoking instead of going cold-turkey. Set a date a few weeks away and gradually start quitting, then when the day comes, it will be that much easier!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com