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Kid Jokes :: #564 By Kathy L. Watkins from Ohio USA. A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"  Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Career Skills :: #280 By Dean Lawsons from Laguna Beach Chile Getting Ahead In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later. -- Harold Green     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com