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Family Jokes :: #12886 By Mike Shapiro from USA. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Mackerel! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Home Life :: #600 By Joseph Zituni from Haifa Israel cleaning mirrors with newspaper If you want to clean your mirror, you better use a paper from your daily newspaper, those papers don't leave imprints and drop peaces of paper on the mirror and also it will not harm slight mirrors. It might be the useful tool in your home to burnish your mirrors. .     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com