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Kid Jokes :: #742 By Tiffany T from Unknown For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. 2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot. 3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents. 4. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing. 5. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Business :: #3364 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THE SIGN ON THE EXIT If you are in business and don't have enemies, it's probably because you're on your way out of business.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com