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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #17812 By K Meyer from Westfield NC USA. Two men are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye." The second fellow thinks to himself, I guess he's had about enough, so he replies, "OK, you're on." The first man takes out his glass eye and bites it. So the second man has to pay. Awhile later the first man says, "I bet you $100 I can bite my other eye." The second man thinks, well, he can't have TWO glass eyes; he obviously can see. So he says, "All right, you're on." The second man promptly takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye. Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Health :: #1586 By Anonymous from USA. Calorie count Home-style breakfast, switch fried eggs for poached and swap 4 strips of regular bacon for one slice of Canadian bacon. Calories saved: 216 Celebrate the weekend with a Bloody Mary instead of a Piña Colada. Or drink sparkling water with lime instead of light beer. Calories saved: 108 Taking the children to McDonald's? Order medium fries and hold the cheese on that Quarter Pounder. Calories saved: 190     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com