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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #6411 By Tom Reilly from Cambridge Ont. Canada Having shot a moose two Antartians began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up. On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses boys," he said. When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice. "Sure!" the hunters agreed. "Well boys, I think that you would find it a lot easier to drag that moose by the horns and not the tail." "Aye, O.K. and thanks," said the lads. After about five minutes one said to the other, "Boy, dragging by the horns is sure a lot easier, eh?" "Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Fitness :: #6255 By Mike from USA. Read 2 Books a Month If you read 25 pages a day, 6 days a week during your exercie time (walking, biking, elliptical, etc.) you will be able to read two, 300+ page books EVERY MONTH!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com