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Doctors Jokes :: #15074 By Ed Carley from Colorado Springs Colorado USA. A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #5920 By Dr Ron Grassi from Jupiter USA. Word Origination As a young boy, I used to climb out my bedroom window and walk across the roof to a place where my father mounted a Weather Vain. The old fasioned provincial one. The Rooster with the arrow on the front and feather on the back. I would imagine that wind came from somewhere far away, was now here and going somewhere else. The I noticed the wind direction markers North East West South. I realized that spelled NEWS. That was when I understood and discovered that words origin.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com