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Doctors Jokes :: #641 By SimpleSentiments.com from Pembroke Pines Florida  USA. A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.  Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.  The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."  The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"  "Denise," the doctor says.  The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"  The doctor replies, DeNephew.  Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #6299 By Cris from Roselle USA. Best time to execise? The Long Island Jewish Medical Center experts say that the ideal time to exercise is late afternoon. Your natural body rhythms cause your lungs to work 20% more efficiently between 4:00p.m. and 5:00 p.m.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com