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Genie Jokes :: #550 By Simple Sentiments from Pembroke Pines FL USA. One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he would get three wishes, but whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.  "What would you like for your first wish?" asked the genie.  "I want one billion dollars," replies the man.  "Remember," says the genie, "your mother-in-law gets double of what you get."  "I know," replied the man. The man then chooses his second wish, "I wish I had a brand new sports car." So he gets his second wish and he's very content.  "Your mother-in-law gets double what you get, now what would you like for your third wish?" asks the genie.  The man ponders for a moment, then answers, "I wish to be beaten half to death." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #6311 By Joe from Wilkinson USA. Moderation... Moderation is the key except when carried to extreme.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com