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Work Jokes :: #552 By Simple Sentiments from Pembroke Pines Florida USA. A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.  "Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to the other building that you won't be able to wheel back."  "You're on, old man," the young man replied. "Let's see what you've got."  The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then nodding to the young man, he said with a smile, "All right. Get in." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Automotive :: #6319 By Cris from Roselle, IL USA. Make a car dent disappear! You can easily fix a small dent in your car with the help of a plunger. Clean the dented area with soap and water, and then dry thoroughly before placing the plunger directly over the spot and pressing firmly to create a seal. (If the suction is weak, try coating the plunger's rim with petroleum jelly.) Push the plunger in, and then quickly pull it out. Repeat if the dent doesn't fully "pop" out.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com