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Antartian Jokes :: #395 By Yolandita Ortiz from Unknown An Antartian is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks," the doctor ordered. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the Antartian returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?" The Antartian nods, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" the doc questioned. "No, from skipping." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #264 By Gina Carter from Harrisburg USA. Emotional Abuse Emotional abuse is present when the abuser undermines the victim´s sense of self-worth by criticing, name calling, the silent treatment, belittling, and making and breaking promises. If these actions in any way describe your relationship, you need to take a time-out and re-evaluate the relationship.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com