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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #2455 By Rachel from USA. A man found a magic genie who would grant him one wish. The man said to the genie," I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii." The genie said," I'm sorry, but that's going to be very hard. Do you have another wish?" The man answered, "Of course! I want the power to understand all women." The genie thought for a minute. He replied, "How many platforms did you want on that bridge?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #719 By ANYIMAN OGU from FESTAC TOWN, LAGOS Nigeria STEPS TO LIFE WATCH WHAT YOU THINK, IT BECOMES WHAT YOU SAY. WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, IT BECOMES WHAT YOU DO. WATCH WHAT YOU DO, IT BECOMES YOUR CHARACTER. WATCH YOUR CHARACTER, IT DETERMINES WHAT YOUR FUTURE WILL BE LIKE...     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com