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Female Jokes :: #23809 By John Teixeira from Barueri Sao Paulo Brazil A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was. Business or pleasure, he asks? Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer! Why? Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral! My condolences, says the officer! It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through! Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a Will for me! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Home Life :: #6318 By Andrew from Prospect Hgts. IL USA. Keep a dog from getting gassy Cloud, always gobbles up his food in record time…and ends up with gas. To slow him down place, a clean tennis ball in his dish. The obstruction will force him to eat more slowly so he'll swallow less gas-causing air. (Based on the size of your dog's mouth, you may want to use a larger ball to ensure he can't swallow it.)     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com