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Male Jokes :: #133 By Donna Stuckert from USA. The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Safety :: #3180 By Kevin F. Schaefer, CPO from Charlotte USA. Pulled Over By The Police? Being pulled over by a police officer can be as stressful for the officer as it is for the motorist. Although the majority of people are law-abiding citizens, a police officer must still be overly cautious during all traffic stops. Here are a few tips to follow when being stopped by the police. 1. Pull off of the road as far to the right as safely possible. 2. Stay in your vehicle unless asked to get out. 3. Turn on the interior light if the stop occurs at night. 4. Keep both hands on the steering wheel and do not make sudden movements. 5. If you are carrying a firearm, advise the officer of the weapon and its location. 6. Advise the officer if you need to reach for your license or registration. 7. If you are being stopped at night and you are driving alone, simply acknowledge the officer by turning on your flashers and driving at a reduced rate of speed to the nearest well lit area. Following these simple tips will make traffic stop less stressful for everyone involved.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com