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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #5101 By ~*^*~AnOnYmOuS AnGeL~*^*~ from Edmonton Alberta Canada Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river." suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river. The next man thought: if it worked for him, it'll work for me. So he knelt down and prayed "Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river." the man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river. The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it'll work for me. So he also knelt down and prayed "Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river." He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #706 By Tara Janow from Chattanooga USA. Types of People There are two types of people in this world; those who watch things happen and those who make things happen. Which one are you?     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com