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Teachers Jokes :: #729 By Emilio Candia from Santiago R. M. Chile Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"  "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."  "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."  "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"  "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."  "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."  "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com