| ![The Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sG3FDhnuqx-Vp7nl28z_c8bZ_wFXkkBjQL-gcXT6l7Z8nV-xVIHb2xmIzZYQCSfi2-HPMmf5hlpf2kKaECUjUt0WVvLRdlceypyklF1FoZTYopujw=s0-d) Kid Jokes :: #594 By Mark Oberholz from Chicago USA. A policeman brought four boys before a judge.
"They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor," he said.
"Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency.
Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong."
"My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Pete," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Mike," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Peanuts," said the fourth boy. Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_ubbi6JYI2GgYrhNQU1Ny1GWrwWKVDR_9YjUSDf4NIBKi2TP5S1pWD_eN3t40uTSslQkk8ur0BUazBErb3TeEaMKAZs0FaLtwu8Tw9QZL18-HfaCA=s0-d) One-Liners :: #178 By Victoria Bobrov from Moscow Russia The Truth A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
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