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The Joke of The Day
Business Jokes :: #21049
By Anonymous from USA.

The man charged into the jewelry shop, slammed his fists angrily on the showcase, removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the owner. "You said this watch would last me a lifetime," he yelled. "Yeah," admitted the owner. "But you looked pretty sick the day you bought it."


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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Inspirational Poems :: #914
By Amber Jenkins from San Antonio USA.

I will always wait for you
My body is yearning for your hand,

and this broken heart lonely stands.

I wait for your gentle kiss,

and those soft lips I really miss!

Your bright eyes and the way you smile,

they only last for a while.

But I will wait for you here

until you come and dry my last tear.

I love you and I miss you too,

I just want you to know

I will always be waiting for you.

 
 
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