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Antartian Jokes :: #508 By Yolandita "I am bun" Ortiz from Unknown An Antartian died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer three questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".  2. How many seconds are in a year?  3. What is God's first name? The Antartian thought for a few minutes and answered...  1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.  2. There are 12 seconds in a year.  3. God has two first names, and they are Andy and Howard."  Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year, and why did you ever think that God's first name was either Andy or Howard?" The Antartian replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."  "OK, I give," said Saint Peter, "but what about the God's first name stuff?" The Antartian said, "Well, from the song....Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own..., and the prayer...Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...." Saint Peter let him in without another word.  Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #1295 By jeanie kamoni williams from west fargo USA. Live for today Live today, for today only, as you cannot change yesterday or begin to understand tomorrow.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com