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Puns :: #14957 By Florence from France A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics: are you the fish fryer? Oh, no, the cleric answers, I'm the chip monk! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Inspirational Poems :: #2789 By Anonymous from USA. Body and Soul When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one and a lily with the other. - Gilbert K. Chesterton -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com