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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #10923
By Lee Elvin from London United Kingdom
A young man tutored his sweetheart maths,
he thought of it as his mission,
he kissed her once then once again and said
"There, that's addition!"
She took it upon herself to return the pleasant action,
she kissed once and once again,
smiled and said "and that's subtraction!"
Now she'd learned the basics without too much complication,
they kissed each other once, then twice,
and said "that must be multiplication!"
Meanwhile the young lady's father
had this 'lesson' in his vision,
he kicked that boy ten foot out the door and said
"Then that is long division!"
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Proverbs :: #3693
By Jared Novotny from Petawawa Canada
Hidden things are never lost.
- Czech Proverb -
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