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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #16762 By Anonymous from USA. A new business was opening, and one of the owner's friends sent flowers for the occasion. But when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said. "Rest in Peace" The owner was little upset and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist said, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rater than getting angry, you should imagine this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on you new location." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #216 By Kevin Hughs from Madison USA. Laughter The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- E. E. Cummings, 1894-1962, American Poet     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com