Joke of the day - Reading His Future

Twenty Miles Animal Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean I got a dog and named it "Twenty Miles". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.

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Reading His Future Family Jokes Submitted by Marty A mother and daughter were reading tea leaves in the bottom of their cups during lunch. Wanting to get attention the little brother said, "that’s nothing" as he flung spaghetti on the wall. He told his mother and sister that spaghetti was a much more reliable source for reading the future. The mother took a close look at the spaghetti as it slid down the wall. She said, "I think you’re right, do you see that noodle? It’s telling me you’ll be grounded for a week."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Consideration Never consider yourself less than anyone, though never consider anyone less than yourself.

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