Sunday, July 24, 2016

Joke of the day - When You Make Ugly Faces

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I Win!
Police Jokes
Submitted by D-Gellybean

A cop pulled me over and saids, "Papers."

I turned to him and said, "Scissors. I win!" and then drove away.

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When You Make Ugly Faces
School Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

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