Monday, August 1, 2016

Joke of the day - Calvin and Elmer

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My Son, the Chicken
Misc Jokes
Submitted by allen wall

"Doctor, I have a son who thinks he's a chicken," said the man.

"Why don't you bring him in for treatment?" asked the doctor.

"We need the eggs," replied the man.


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Calvin and Elmer
Entertainment Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

Calvin sees Elmer and asks, "What’s up?"

Elmer says, "First I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."

"Boy, you had quite a time."

"I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull trough that spelling test."


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