Monday, August 29, 2016

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Thin Boardwalk Models
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Marty

Why are boardwalk models so thin?

It's so the outfit will look the same when you see it on a clothing hanger at the store.

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Confused in Conversation
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Submitted by wadejagz

I was checking out at the busy super market, and the cashier was having problems. The register ran out of paper, the scanner malfunctioned, and finally the cashier spilled a handful of coins. When she totaled my order, it came to exactly $22.

Trying to soothe her nerves, I said, "That's a nice round figure."

Still frazzled, she glared at me and said, "You're no bean pole yourself."

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