Thursday, August 25, 2016

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Optimistic Kindergarten Teachers
School Jokes
Submitted by D-Gellybean

Why are kindergarten teachers so optimistic?

Because every day they try to make the little things count.

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Did You See That!
Sport Jokes
Submitted by Michael Oates

My wife had mentioned several times that she hoped I could get our grass mowed this weekend. Well, I procrastinated a bit too long and while I was watching football on TV, there was a 37 yard pass with a spectacular catch for a go ahead touchdown.

I jumped up and shouted, "Oh my GOSH! Did you see that?!?!"

And my wife said, "Yes, I see... what a lovely lawn they have."

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The Tip of The Day from
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Childcare

Instead of punishing your child when (s)he shows signs of anger, frustration, or sadness, have your child list five things that make him/her happy and why.

After they’re done with the list, your child should have changed they’re state of mind to a positive one. This teaches your child how to control their emotions, and creates a positive environment for you and child.


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