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The Right Filling Dentist Jokes Submitted by Mounika A little boy called Ben was taken to the dentist. Examination revealed that Ben had a cavity, which needed filling. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth, amalgam or composite?"
"I would prefer chocolate, please," replied Ben.
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Just How Serious? Elderly Jokes Submitted by Leibel A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'?"
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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Self-Esteem "To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are."
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