Joke of the day - Not In Front of Them

The Olympic Speech Political Jokes Submitted by Michael Falato The veteran politician, not known for his public speaking skills, was going to give a speech at the Olympics. He looked at the teleprompter and began, "O, O, O, O, O." An aid quickly ran over and told him, "That is the logo sir."

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Not In Front of Them Animal Jokes Submitted by HENNE A happily married man had only one complaint, his wife was always nursing sick birds. One cold evening, he came home to find a raven with a splint on its beak sitting in his favorite chair. On the dining room table there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin while in the kitchen his wife was comforting a shivering little wren that she found. The furious spouse strode over to where his wife was toweling down the cold little bird. "I can't take it any more! We've got to get rid of all of these darn..." The wife held up her hand to cut him off in mid-curse. "Please dear," she said, "not in front of the chilled wren."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Right Track "Even if you are on the right track, you won't get anywhere if you are standing still." - Will Rogers -

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