Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Joke of the day - What's Wrong With Me?

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Safe Flying
Airplane Jokes
Submitted by GeneB

After boarding and taking off for a long flight over the ocean, the speaker comes on with an important message for passengers.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are introducing you today to the latest and newest aviation advancement in history. This plane is flying without a pilot or co-pilot. It is controlled by way of radio from the ground. Sit back and relax and enjoy your flight. Be assured that absolutely nothing can go wrong, absolutely nothing can go wrong, absolutely nothing can go wrong, absolutely nothing can go wrong. ~~~~~~~~~~"

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What's Wrong With Me?
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."


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