Joke of the day - A Lot of Room In There

Money and Happiness Money Jokes Submitted by Bumpa Hennigar You know a mother once told her ambitious wall street son, "Money will not make you happy." "That's true mom, but it will make you miserable in a better environment."

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A Lot of Room In There Baby Jokes Submitted by HENNE When Mary was pregnant, her five year old, Billy, was utterly amazed and a little bit disbelieving that his sister was growing in his mom's tummy. So one day when the baby was especially active, she asked Billy to place his tiny hands on her tummy to feel the baby kick. But when he did, the baby was suddenly still. "Oh, Billy, she must have decided to take a nap," shrugged his mother. "A nap?" Billy marveled. "You mean there's a bed in there too?”

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