Saturday, September 10, 2016

Joke of the day - The Thoughtful Waiter

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Move Along Folks
Police Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine

A cop breaks up a fight by two invisible men.

As the crowd gathers, he shouts, "Move along, folks. There's nothing to see here!"


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The Thoughtful Waiter
Food Jokes
Submitted by ERS

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yells the customer. "What's with your hand on my steak?"

"Sorry," answers the waiter, "I don’t want it to fall on the floor again."

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"When everybody's coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane."

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