Joke of the day - The Triumphal Toast

It's Bean Soup Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup of the day, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "It's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it's been," he replied. "I want to know what it is now?"

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The Triumphal Toast Marriage Jokes Submitted by wadejagz During a 50th anniversary wedding celebration, the father of the bride was asked to give a brief account of the benefits achieved from being married for so long. He stood up, thought for a long moment, then said, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness, and...." he paused. "And?" someone cried out from the back of the room. "... and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Bliss Is Ignorance The less we know about problems, the more we imagine ourselves wise in their solutions.

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