Joke of the day - Two Shepherds

Quit Smoking Misc Jokes Submitted by HENNE "Can I have a cigarette?" Jill asked. "I thought you quit smoking," Mary said "I'm in the process of quitting," Jill said. "Right now I am in the middle of phase one." "What's phase one?" Mary asked. "I've quit buying," Jill replied.

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Two Shepherds Animal Jokes Submitted by Mounika Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."

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