Sunday, October 16, 2016

Joke of the day - The Coast Is Not Clear

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It Must Be Over
Police Jokes
Submitted by John O'Brien

Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street. "And where do you think you are going?"

Driver: "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is already coming back."


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The Coast Is Not Clear
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by asf

It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.
The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? (Pause as he listens.) How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" and promptly slammed the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies, "I don’t know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

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"It is not living with the similarities that makes a relationship, it is whether you can live with the differences that decides."


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