Thursday, October 20, 2016

Joke of the day - Ex-Girlfriend

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Stealing A Board Game
Dumb Criminals
Submitted by Alan Valentine

A thief was arrested for breaking into a Toys "R" Us store and stealing a board game...

He got Life.


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Ex-Girlfriend
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "she's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"


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The Tip of The Day from
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Don't Fret

From the very moment we were born, we were dying.

So why sweat the small stuff?

Learn to accept things for face value and enjoy life. Cherish every moment as though it were your last because this is the last time you will see today.


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