Joke of the day - Key of L

As You Wish Misc Jokes Submitted by ERS I told my kids I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.

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Key of L Word Play Jokes Submitted by Ishmael The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked, "Is that in the key of L?" Puzzled, the employee says, "Key of L? I'm not really sure?" The boss replies, "Well it sure sounds like L to me!"

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