Joke of the day - You Have Two More Wishes

Straighten Up Young Lady Marriage Jokes Submitted by ERS My eleven month old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife said to me, “Straighten her up.” I looked at my daughter and said, “Young lady, what are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up.” My wife didn't find it as amusing as I did.

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You Have Two More Wishes Misc Jokes Submitted by HENNE A man finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The man thinks for a moment and says, "First, give me a bottomless mug of beer." A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled. The man is thrilled and continues to drink. The mug never empties. Then the Genie says, "And what about your other two wishes?" The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Give me two more just like this one!"

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